“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her.
The picture above is of my mother. Her name is Nellie (which could be changed if you prefer). She has twenty-three years of mothering experience. She can cook, clean, knit, wash dishes, wash laundry, and perform a variety of tricks.
On June 4, I will randomly select one of the people who have reblogged this post to be the winner.